. . . but if you still want to keep pretending, this blog contest from Raven’s Roads could win you a some books to stare at blankly. Raven’s Roads is giving away three literary-type books (go check them out yourself, dude), and to enter the contest, all you have to do is link to their contest page and leave a comment.
This contest totally makes me smile because the books were already read by the blog owner. I don’t want to hear anyone gripe about how they don’t have any prizes to give away in a contest of their own; just look around your house, dude.