Flattery is still the best way for you to get a link from Contest Blogger, but Ryan’s Contest Blog has proven that a well-written slam is a heck of a lot funnier than a butt-kissing session.  Kudos to Ryan for making me laugh out loud this morning . . . which, the way this morning has gone so far, is quite an accomplishment.

Unfortunately for Ryan, my honor obligates me to challenge competitors to an arm wrestling match when they highlight my misspellings.  Start training, Ryan.  I will engage you at a time and place of my choosing.